Vintage Denture Soap Dish
"Hand-built ceramic soap dish shaped like a set of false teeth. Glossy white glaze with a drain slot. Holds a standard bar of soap. Equally at home in a quirky bathroom or as a conversation piece on a gallery shelf."
Price
$28
Cryptid Tea Light Holder — Mothman Edition
"Hand-built stoneware Mothman candle holder with glowing red clay eyes. Holds a standard tea light. The eyes catch flicker from the flame and look really unsettling at night. Measures 5" tall."
Price
$38
Preserved Spider Web Shadow Box
"A real spider web, carefully collected and preserved between glass in a hand-painted black wooden shadow box. Each web is unique and ethically harvested from the artist's garden after the spider has moved on. 8" x 10"."
Price
$85
Taxidermy-Style Felt Mouse in a Tiny Top Hat
"Hand-needle-felted wool mouse dressed in a miniature silk top hat and monocle. Approximately 4" tall. No animals harmed — 100% cruelty-free felt. Posable wire armature lets you sit him on a bookshelf or perch him on your monitor."
Price
$65
Crochet Cthulhu Pocket Idol
"Hand-crocheted Cthulhu idol in seafoam green acrylic yarn. Stands 5" tall with wiggly tentacle arms. Perfect for your desk, altar, or as a gift for the cosmic horror fan in your life. Filled with polyfill."
Price
$30
Cursed-Looking Hand-Thrown Face Mug
"Wheel-thrown stoneware mug with a hand-carved face that looks like it's judging your life choices. Food-safe glaze, holds 12 oz. Dishwasher safe (the mug is dishwasher safe — the face cannot be washed off, it lives there now)."
Price
$45
Resin-Encased Pickled Eyeball Specimen Jar
"Realistic glass eyeball cast in clear resin and sealed in a vintage-style apothecary jar with handwritten label reading "Specimen No. 9 — Use With Caution." Not a real eyeball. Probably. 4" tall."
Price
$55
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